You seem to have gotten quite a name for yourself ... Bastinda... Elphaba... Old Snarl-Spats. Pipedown luv I’ve got tights older than you. Who is the real Witch of the West? The woman under the conical hat? So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me besides something spelled out in lightbulbs I mean. Besides something called a temperament which consists mostly of swooping about on a broomstick and screaming at the top of my voice. Have they cometo accept you in Oz? As a woman I have no country. As a woman I want no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world. I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way. What did you have for breakfast this morning? Green Eggs and Ham Is there a Wicked Mister of the West? People ask me why I’m not married; I can’t mate in captivity. After all a woman without a man is like a sh without a bicycle. Do you have any fashion tips for the Scamp reader? Nice girls don’t wear cha cha heels... gimme gimme cha cha heels. Describe yourself in 5 words? It’s not easy being green.
You seem to have gotten quite a name for yourself ... Bastinda... Elphaba... Old Snarl-Spats. Pipedown luv I’ve got tights older than you. Who is the real Witch of the West? The woman under the conical hat? So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me besides something spelled out in lightbulbs I mean. Besides something called a temperament which consists mostly of swooping about on a broomstick and screaming at the top of my voice. Have they cometo accept you in Oz? As a woman I have no country. As a woman I want no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world. I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way. What did you have for breakfast this morning? Green Eggs and Ham Is there a Wicked Mister of the West? People ask me why I’m not married; I can’t mate in captivity. After all a woman without a man is like a sh without a bicycle. Do you have any fashion tips for the Scamp reader? Nice girls don’t wear cha cha heels... gimme gimme cha cha heels. Describe yourself in 5 words? It’s not easy being green.